drawings by Butch Knapp
(Captions added by Storm fans)
“Oooooooh! ----! Here comes Christian Hanson
No, it’s not goalie interference.
on another break away. Where in
heck is my defense?!
I didn’t “touch” you.
Ever wonder what the
players do when the coach’s back is turned? Snow Angels?!!!
Five minutes for
fighting?????!!! You gotta’ be kiddin’ me!! I’m innocent. It wasn’t my
fault. He started it….
Attend hockey games. Cheer
for the team. It’s a tough job, but young or old, Storm fans are tough. They
can do it.
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
We’ve all seen it. The
players move into face off position and wait for the puck to drop.
linesman holds the puck out but hesitates.
We see his mouth moving but
we fans in the stand cannot hear him.
So we yell, ”Drop the Puck!”
But WHAT IS HE SAYING?
"So, anyway, then the doctor has the
audacity to say I need glasses!"
"Careful how you swing those d#$%
sticks! One of you hit me in the ankle last time and it still hurts like
"Quite talking to each other about your mothers. Let’s settle
down and play the game."
"Now listen carefully. If you skate across
the blue line before your puck that’s
called off-sides and I have to
blow the whistle, the game stops and
we have a face-off like this. Got
it? Now let’s try not to do that again."
"I’m just the linesman. I
can’t tell the ref that. And neither can you unless you want a game
attorney has already had my penalty reduced from a major
to minor with
time already served on the last stupid penalty you gave me.
I know if you are
interested in a vehicle you kick the tires, but with your skates on….?
After the Hockey